The Club Penguin Lunatics

Well, more about myself: My sense of humour!

theclubpenguinmaniac — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:46:24 +0000

These are the 5 comedians I love most:

^Morecambe and Wise!^

^The Two Ronnies!^

^And Harry Hill!^

So it’s goodbye from me, I and myself!

-The Club Penguin Maniac——-

I am a geek!

theclubpenguinmaniac — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:59:19 +0000

Waddle on!

So ARE ninjas real? Part 2/ Me having a good old singalong.. and not knowing the words.

theclubpenguinmaniac — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:14:14 +0000

Ah, you have come for part 2 of my lecture. Well, I only needed to look on one site and found the ants are answer! Well we will get around to that part, but first:

The new um, lyrics to all songs are, well, lets step into the flippers of Djfn (My penguin name!).

Djfn’s Diary.

9am. Woke up with a start. Should set the alarm to 3pm.

12pm. Made new lyrics to the songs of the world. These are things that Elvis Presley would of sang. La la la!

Now for the ninja work.

I needed to go to 1 site to get this vital info. ALL thanks to watex. Here is a link to his site. But you are leaving me so 1. I will not be responsible for any of the site. 2. I like cheese! 3. You are leaving me. :,(

http://watex.wordpress.com/

Update. Link doesn’t work for me! It might not for you either! But it might work.

“Now, have you ever heard someone ask how you become a ninja? Well, this is where the myth started from (By the way, you CAN’T become a ninja in Club Penguin, they were going to make them, but they made Secret Agents instead). In Penguin Chat 3, when the color select window popped up, if you click the ‘n’ in ‘Select your new penguin.’ in that window, you would become a ninja (No lie, it also took me a long time to figure this out when I first started playing, no one would tell me). Being a ninja was pretty cool, you had a ninja suit with a sword on your back and if you tried dancing as a ninja, you wouldn’t dance but you’d become transparent/invisible.”

So sadly, we cannot become ninjas (sob). BUT he said a warning to people about certain rumours.

“Just a few more things before I let you go, no ninja myths are true! There’s one myth out there that says if you don’t move in the dojo for 30 minutes but stay logged on by chatting and dancing, you’ll be a ninja. Don’t listen to those lies! It’s just to waste your time! I knew it was a lie from the moment I heard it, and now I’ve tested it out just to prove it to you and nothing happened! (You can check it out yourself if you want to waste a half hour…)”

So there you have it! Dilemma solved! Waddle on!

So ARE ninjas real?

theclubpenguinmaniac — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:54:33 +0000

If you have been in CP for a while, you might have picked up the “Rumour of the ninja”. This is one of the false ways of becoming a ninja.

19th July 2008

Isle of Club Penguin

“Dear (insert your name here),

I have a strong concern for those poor penguins not knowing how to become a ninga ninja. The poor noobs don’t even know how to become a supersecret, extraordinary, one-of-a-kind brilliant ninja!”

Oops, sorry folks, that’s all we can find of Djfn (my name on CP!!!) diary of today! Next lesson tomorrow morning! You can go home to your computer’s house now! (I value my computer as the best thing in my room!)

Fare thee well, fellow scholar!

Looky! A PPP (Penguin Party Planned)!!

theclubpenguinmaniac — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:20:24 +0000

If you own a band or read the newspaper, you will have heard of the upcoming party, the first EVER Music Festival! Here is a sneaky peek at the forest:

Good, eh? I thought you’d like it! Eh? Eh? Eh? EH? Lol. Anyway, this new party is going to rock! Geddit? Rock and Rock MUSIC!

Farewell, Penguins!

The Club Penguin Lunatics opens!/Pin!/New Music! La la la!

theclubpenguinmaniac — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:47:27 +0000

Welcome everybody, to the newest CP blog on wordpress! With The CPL, you can:

Use the “Pin Guide” on some posts to find all the pins in Club Penguin, forever!
Find out all the latest news!
Work out if some rumours like “Rainbow Puffles” and ninjas really exist!
Have a laugh at my good sense of humour!

Right then. The pin. Luckily it doesn’t stab your penguin with a sharp pin! Why would the musical note do that? Wonder why it was in bold? Well, the first pin this site will find for you is a musical note! It is located in the pool and it is in the lower left hand corner of your screen! Directions: Go to the plaza and travel down under the manhole cover!

The new music is here! There are three more tracks to choose from; there’s the Aqua Grabber (the same music as the game); the Fiesta (Winter Fiesta) and Meddyevil Medieval Party (surely that doesn’t need explaining)!

TTFN! Ta Ta For Now!